Showing posts with label damnit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label damnit. Show all posts

Monday, September 23, 2013

Graubaum


Monster #: 3,682

What Is It: Some sort of smiling monster.

What Does It Want: Hell if I know. We don't know everything about these things damnit!

Jeez, Sorry: Yeah, well, I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have snapped.

This One Little Monster Has Caused Us To Get Mad At Each Other: It truly is the most evil monster there is.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Bellup


Monster #: 76,112

What Is It: A chill, righteous monster.

What Does It Want: To cheer you on and make sure you "hang loose."

Why: People are too uptight, man. They gotta chill.

I Guess You're Right: I'm always right, damnit.