The Giant Octopus

Monster #: 98,349

What Is It: As the name would imply, it is a giant octopus.

What Does It Want: To eat people.

Hey, Wait A Minute, Octopi Don't Have Teeth: Well, this one does, what are you gonna do about, huh?

Well, Obviously, Then This Thing Can't Exist: Oh yeah. You see that photo, you think we Photoshopped this thing?

...Yes? I Mean, It's Not A Photo And It Obviously Used Photoshop Brushes: ...

You Still There: You get out of here right NOW!

Ouish

Monster #: 9,598

What Is It: A King of the Sea.

What Does It Want: To rule its corner of the ocean the best way it knows how.

Where's Its Crown: Underwater his crown would just float away.

See, I Didn't Think Of That: You should always think before you say something.

The Lems

 Monster #: 983,954

What Are They: Very cute little creatures that live near the sea.

What Do They Want:To play in the ocean as long as they can.

Can They: Oh no, not a night.

What Happens At Night: That's when the Lem Eaters come out.

What's A Lem Eater: That's a monster for another time.

Slippery Sam

Monster #: 45,230

What Is It: A very large sea snake.

What Does It Want: To live it's life peacefully in the ocean.

How Slippery Is He: Very slippery.

How Slippery is "Very Slippery": Extremely slippery.

Grumm

Monster #: 654,096

What Is It: An icky little creature that lives at the bottom of the beach.

What Does It Want: To bite on your legs.

Wait, Some Weird Bite Marks Appeared On My Leg When I Was At Cancun This Year: Really?

Does That Mean... : I think it does.

Oh God: Yeah, it's pretty freaky.

Am I Going To Die: I dunno, maybe.

MAYBE!!?: I don't know! I just write the entries!

The Blooog

Monster #: 984,035

What Is It: Some sort of many-tentacled sea creature.

What Does It Want: To eat fish and other sea stuff I think.

So Its Mouth Is At the Top of Its Head: Yeah, looks like it.

Wow, That's Pretty Weird: That's what's thrown you off? After all the monsters you've seen? Jeez, pal.

Traljok

Monster #: 5,205

What Is It: A very mean fish.

What Does It Want: To bully other, smaller fish.

Wait, Does This Fish Have Legs: Yes.

But, HOW: Swam into radioactive waste, what else?

The Beast of the Atlantic

Monster #: 78,376

What Is It: ...A beast from the Atlantic Ocean... What else?

What Does It Want: To wreck any ship that crosses its ocean.

Does That Mean: Yes, it wasn't an iceberg that hit the Titanic...

My God, James Cameron's Movie Was a Lie: James Cameron is a liar.

The Greech

Monster #: 865,269

What Is It: A scaly, slimy monster that lives in the water.

What Does It Want: To seriously creep you out.

Why: Man, why do any of these monsters do anything?

Cause They're Jerks: Yeah, that's about right.

Billy Buff

Monster #: 67,200

What Is It: A monster man who's never said "No" to a steriod.

What Does It Want: He wants to be the buffest, swolest man on the planet.

Why: Because somebody's gotta be!

I Think He Might Have Insecurity Issues: Gee, really?

Grek

Monster #: 45, 832

What Is It: A really tall monster who lives in the ocean.

What Does It Want: To not live in the ocean.

Why Can't It Leave: Oh it can leave at any time.

Then Why Is It Still In The Ocean: He's really lazy.

So Laziness Trumps Happiness: Yeah.

Debby

Monster #: 4,514

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does She Want: A cute guy, duh!

Why: Who doesn't want a cute guy?

Well, Gee, You're Right: Of course I am!

The Tropical Worm

Monster #: 312

What Is It: A gigantic worm-type monster that haunts tropical hotspots.

What Does It Want: Same thing any giant worm-type monster wants.

And That Is: Wreak havoc. Eat people. Hang out in the sun. Junk like that.

How Can I Avoid It: Stay away from the beaches!

Raymor

Monster #: 223

What Is It: A big-ass monster that lives in the ocean.

What Does He Want: To eat? You know, stuff like that.

Who's The Other Guy: That's his sidekick.

What's The Sidekick's Name: I dunno. That's for another case file I guess.

Big Bass

Monster #: 32

What Is It: A gigantic fish with gigantic teeth that roams the sea.

What Does It Want: To eat.

What Does It Want To Eat: Oh, it's not picky.

I Don't Like The Sound of That: Yeah, well, I can't blame ya.

Octojerk

Monster #: 343

What Is It: An Octopus With a Bad Attitude

Why Does It Only Have Six Tentacles: That's Why It Has a Bad Attitude!

Likes: Fish, Squeezing

Dislikes: Whales, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"