Rivas

Monster #: 982,034

What Is It: A very creepy female spirit.

What Does She Want: No idea. I don't like the look she's giving you though.

She's Not Looking At Me, She's Looking At You!: Sorry buddy, she only has eyes for you.

OH NO!!!: Hey, maybe she won't be evil.

Really: Nah.

Krungh

Monster #: 25,639

What Is It: Some weird, nasty looking creature.

What Does It Want: We don't know, but it won't stop moaning.

Oh My: Yeah, seriously, this thing is moaning all the damned time.

That's Too Bad: Yeah. Maybe we should stop poking it. Nah.