Grumm

Monster #: 654,096

What Is It: An icky little creature that lives at the bottom of the beach.

What Does It Want: To bite on your legs.

Wait, Some Weird Bite Marks Appeared On My Leg When I Was At Cancun This Year: Really?

Does That Mean... : I think it does.

Oh God: Yeah, it's pretty freaky.

Am I Going To Die: I dunno, maybe.

MAYBE!!?: I don't know! I just write the entries!

Billy Buff

Monster #: 67,200

What Is It: A monster man who's never said "No" to a steriod.

What Does It Want: He wants to be the buffest, swolest man on the planet.

Why: Because somebody's gotta be!

I Think He Might Have Insecurity Issues: Gee, really?

Debby

Monster #: 4,514

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does She Want: A cute guy, duh!

Why: Who doesn't want a cute guy?

Well, Gee, You're Right: Of course I am!

The Tropical Worm

Monster #: 312

What Is It: A gigantic worm-type monster that haunts tropical hotspots.

What Does It Want: Same thing any giant worm-type monster wants.

And That Is: Wreak havoc. Eat people. Hang out in the sun. Junk like that.

How Can I Avoid It: Stay away from the beaches!