Showing posts with label lady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lady. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2016

Gyffandaa


Monster #: 39,493

What Is It: A mysterious and ethereal monster.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Whatever she wants with that bug, it can't be good.

Maybe She'll Give It A Bath: Maybe she'll eat it.

You Always Go Dark: What can I say, I'm twisted person. Let me put on my Nickelback album just to show you how twisted I am.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Viaunda


Monster #: 100,034

What Is It: A lady demon who can see you.

What Does She Want: She wants to talk to you.

Why: Because you are a very interesting person.

Wait, No I'm NOT: Fine, she wants to suck out your soul. Happy now?

Yes, I Appreciate the Honesty: Good. I'm glad.