Showing posts with label sweet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sweet. Show all posts

Monday, September 30, 2013

The Happisum


Monster #: 87,004

What Is It: A very happy monster.

What Does It Want: To be happy.

That's It: Yep.

Seems Kinda Lacking: Well, are you happy?

...No: There you go.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Aylyn


Monster #: 341

What Is It: A cute little monster who's always frightened.

What's It Frightened Of: Everything.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, it makes for a difficult life.

Can I Pet Him: No, he's scared of you too. Sorry!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Ayup


Monster #932

What Is It: A sweet little monster that also tastes delicious.

How Delicious: So delicious people try to catch Ayups all the time.

That's Terrible: Hey, don't judge until you've tried them.

What the Hell is Wrong With You: Ugh, stop shaming me.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Nicola


Monster #: 789

What Is She: Some sort of unearthly being. A ghost? An apparition?

What Does She Want: We don't know.

Does She Have Parents: Maybe. We haven't met them yet anyway.

Is She As Sweet As She Lets On: Maybe...

Friday, November 18, 2011

Sylvia the Snake


Monster #: 73

What Is She: A friendly little snake that wouldn't hurt anyone.

Really?: Well, unless you're a mouse.

What Does She Want: To live her life the best way she can.

Don't We All?: Indeed we do.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Li'l Gargoyles


Monster #: 881

What Are They: Cute little gargoyles that hang out on the tops of buildings.

Aren't Gargoyles Man-made statues: Oh, don't be silly.

What Do They Want: Hideout until they become adult gargoyles.

What Happens When They Become Adult Gargoyles: That's a different monster profile.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Loverlorn


Monster #: 701

What Is It: An unlucky-in-love monster that just wants to go out on a date.

Why: Even monsters want to feel love.

Aw, That's Kinda Sweet: Yeah, it kinda is.

I Still Wouldn't Date Him Though: Completely understandable.