Nug

Monster #: 35,456

What Is It: A really, really, big monster.

How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.

What Does He Want: Friends.

Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.

Sad: Yes.

JimJimp

Monster #: 5,454

What Is It: Unknown at this time. This profile shot is the only photo we have of it.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

It Photographs Well: Yeah, we think this is his good side.

What Does His Bad Side Look Like: Don't get cute.

Unknown #5

Monster #: 956

What Is It: Not Known At This Time

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time

Where Does This Photo Take Place: No idea. We just received this photo one day in the mail.

Well That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, there were a couple of other odd photos too...