Gregor

Monster #: 2,375

What Is It: A friendly alien.

What Does It Want: To say "hi" I guess.

Are All Aliens As Nice As Him: No.

Fuck: I feel the same.

The Flump

Monster #: 87,993

What Is It: A happy-go-lucky monster.

What Does It Want: To say "hi" to everyone he meets.

Why: 'Cuz he believes in being a good, kind person.

He's Not Gonna Last Long: Ha ha no.

Drulul

Monster #: 901

What Is It: A friendly monster that hangs out in bars.

What Does It Want: Just to say "Hey" and ask how it's going.

That's It: Yep, that's it.

Well, Gee, Now I Feel Bad For Brushing Him Off: You should.

Joe the Monster Bartender

Monster #: 61

What Is He: As the name applies, he's a monster bartender, named Joe.

What Does He Do: Runs a bar, serves beer, listens to your problems.

Wow, That Sounds Nice: Yeah, he's very helpful.

Huh, I Had No Idea: See, not all monsters are bad. Just most of the them.

The Willow Ones

Monster #: 20

What Is It: A strange, ethereal creature that does not exist in our mortal realm.

What Does It Want: Despite appearances, the Willow Ones seem to be kind and helpful.

Really?: Well, hopefully.

Where Does That Road Lead To: Wherever the Willow Ones want us to go.