Showing posts with label alone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alone. Show all posts

Friday, April 10, 2015

Scraaaaaawth


Monster #: 18,478

What Is It: A monster that exists just beyond the veil of our comprehension.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Hopefully it wants to leave us alone.

Is It Looking At Me: Hey, it's looking at ME too.

Hold Me, I'm Scared: I will.


Monday, February 3, 2014

The Ulg


Monster #: 6,349

What Is It: An inter-dimensional being.

What Does It Want: To just be left alone.

Why: He doesn't like company.

Why: Secretly he's very insecure.

Friday, January 31, 2014

The Foretold


Monster #: 88,325

What Is It: A man who can see far, far into the future.

What Does He Want: To be left alone.

Why: No one should know their own future.

Fine, I Won't Ask: He'll let you know for $50.

Wait, What?: Hey, gotta make a livin' somehow.

Monday, October 7, 2013

The Red Dragon


Monster #: 9,735

What Is It: A red dragon that lives in the forest.

What Does It Want: To live alone in peace.

What's It Looking: Stuff that's going to disrupt his sanctuary.

What Kind of Stuff: Pretty much everything that's been invented in the last 1,000 years.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Krellmp


Monster #: 984,006

What Is It: Some sort of amphibian creature.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why: He's likes to be left alone.

That's Sad: It is.

I Want To Be His Friend: No you don't.

Why Not: He's a dick.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Mrrap


Monster #: 7,990

What Is It: Some, nasty creature that lives in the sewer.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why: Dude, he likes to live in the sewer, we should be happy he wants to be left alone.

Yeah, I Guess You're Right: Of course I am, I'm always right!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Dooley

Monster #: 520

What Is It: A nervous little monster that doesn't like the attention.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why Doesn't It Like the Attention: Dooley doesn't want to disappointment anybody.

Aw, He Sounds So Sad: You'd be sad too if your head was bigger than your body.