Hraag

Monster #: 589,238

What Is It: We're not really sure.

What Does It Want: We're not really sure.

Is It Good Or Bad: We're not really sure.

Why Are You So Bad At Your Job: We're not really suHEY!!!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Monster #: 60

What Is It: The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

You Mean, Like the Victor Hugo Novel: No, the University.

The Hunchback of the University of Notre Dame: Yes, the very same.

What... Huh... Uh... : Yeah, flunked out and now he hangs out with the bells.

This Is All Very Confusing: Look, it's a college thing, OK?

The Moon

Monster #: 4

What Is It: It's the Moon!

What, Really: Yep, the Moon is alive!

Huh: Yeah, haven't you ever heard of the "Faces of the Moon?"

I Thought It Was Phases: No, that's stupid.

Well, What Does It Want: We don't know. Make goofy faces at us maybe?

God I'm So Confused: Well, that's your problem.

Jip and Kip

Monsters: 900 and 901

What Are They: Weird, weird little critters.

What Do They Do: They sorta bounce while they walk in no particular direction.

Are They Dangerous: When they stop smiling.

What Happens When They Stop Smiling: You don't want to know.