The Two-Headed Dalrup

Monster #: 938,421

What Is It: A dalrup with two heads. Jeez, keep up.

What Does It Want: To roam free in the wild.

Where Is It: Stuck on a dalrup farm.

Do People Eat Dalrups: Oh, yes. You ever eat potato chips?

Yeah: You're eating dalrup.

The Three-Headed Krellm

Monster #: 986,848

What Is It: A Krellm With Three Heads

What Does It Want: To only be a One-Headed Krellm.

Why: You ever have trouble making decisions.

Yeah: Now try making decisions with two other yous.

Oh: Yep.

The Blooog

Monster #: 984,035

What Is It: Some sort of many-tentacled sea creature.

What Does It Want: To eat fish and other sea stuff I think.

So Its Mouth Is At the Top of Its Head: Yeah, looks like it.

Wow, That's Pretty Weird: That's what's thrown you off? After all the monsters you've seen? Jeez, pal.

The Slemmy

Monster #: 2,956

What Is It: A friendly monster that lives on your head.

What Does It Want: It wants to help you!

What Kind of Help: Homework, relationship troubles, car problems, all that stuff.

Wow, Really: Oh yes.

Man, I Need to Get a Slemmy: They've very rare so keep an eye out!

Walter Rumson

Monster #: 6,799

What Is It: A poor man blessed with terrible powers.

Like What: He can see infinite potentiality.

That Doesn't Sound So Bad: He has no choice in the matter.

Oh: Yeah, he sees everything at every moment all the time.

Yikes: He's one of the sadder cases in our files.

Gip

Name: Gip

Monster #: 67

What Is It: He's just a little baby monster.

What Does He Want: To grow up and be a big ol' monster!

He's Got a Big Head: He sure does!

Is that Healthy: Probably not. But it makes him look so cute!

Bad Thoughts

Monster #: 15

What Are They: The dark, cruel beliefs that lurk in the back of your mind.

What Do They Want: To turn you into a horrible person.

Why: Why not?

How Can I Stop Them: Think twice before you say something.

Dooley

Monster #: 520

What Is It: A nervous little monster that doesn't like the attention.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why Doesn't It Like the Attention: Dooley doesn't want to disappointment anybody.

Aw, He Sounds So Sad: You'd be sad too if your head was bigger than your body.

The Doubts

Monster #: 5

What Are They: Little monsters that live in your head.

What Do They Want: They want you to lose confidence in all of your decisions.

Why: They feed on the tears of unfulfilled dreams.

How Can I Stop Them: You can't. You can only try to control them. Maybe one day they'll give up.

Monster #240

Name: Eckt

Wingspan: Longer than you

Regards for Personal Space: None

How Sharp are the Claws: Very

What to Do if You See Him: Duck