Showing posts with label blob. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blob. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2012

Grobson

Monster #: 614

What Is It: A fat, repulsive, ugly rich monster.

What Does It Want: Tax cuts baby!

Why: Fat, repulsive, ugly rich monsters deserve them, that's why!

How Can I Avoid It: You can't! They're everywhere!

Monday, May 21, 2012

The Blorb

Monster #: 802

What Is It: A hideous, ugly, blob-thing

What Does It Want: Who knows.

What Does It Do: Just be ugly and hideous.

How Can I Avoid It: Run away! Run away!