Bio-Trech

Monster #: 959,398

What Is It: A robot from the distant future.

What Does It Want: To escape from it's programming and live it's own (cyber) life.

Where Is It: The year 2145.

Do We Have Hovercars By Then: No. So stop asking.

The Ahkturrian Worm

Monster #: 630,492

What Is It: A worm from the planet Ahkturria.

What Does It Want: To eat just about everything it sees.

How Big Is It: About as big as your house.

I Live In A Mansion: Yeah, he's a big son of a gun.

Well, At Least I Don't Leave on Ahkturria: Ahkturria is what they rename Earth in 20 years.

DAMNIT: Agreed. Ahkturria is a bad name.

The Foretold

Monster #: 88,325

What Is It: A man who can see far, far into the future.

What Does He Want: To be left alone.

Why: No one should know their own future.

Fine, I Won't Ask: He'll let you know for $50.

Wait, What?: Hey, gotta make a livin' somehow.

The Eyes of Fate

Monster #: 991

What Is It: The Eyes of Fate. Duh.

No, Really: The Eyes see all and know all. They know your fate.

But What About Free Will: They know every decision you could possibly make.

Even...That Decision: Yes, especially that decision.