What Is It: A tremendously annoying monster.
What Does It Want: To spend all of its time with you.
Why: He doesn't have any friends.
Is It Because He Tries To Spend All of His Time With Them: That's a bingo.
Showing posts with label lonely. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lonely. Show all posts
Monday, January 11, 2016
Retttch
What Is It: A tremendously annoying monster.
What Does It Want: To spend all of its time with you.
Why: He doesn't have any friends.
Is It Because He Tries To Spend All of His Time With Them: That's a bingo.
Monday, January 4, 2016
Kkraag
Monster #: 98,596
What Is It: A big, big monster.
What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.
What's It Smiling About: I don't know. Nothing good I bet.
I Wish the Monsters Would Like Me: Me too.
Friday, August 8, 2014
Nug
Monster #: 35,456
What Is It: A really, really, big monster.
How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.
What Does He Want: Friends.
Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.
Sad: Yes.
Friday, July 4, 2014
The Love Thing
Monster #: 5,240
What Is It: A creature that loves love.
What Does It Want: To help people fall in love.
Why: Because it's the only one of it's kind.
How Tragic: See, this is how it all comes together.
Monday, February 3, 2014
The Ulg
Monster #: 6,349
What Is It: An inter-dimensional being.
What Does It Want: To just be left alone.
Why: He doesn't like company.
Why: Secretly he's very insecure.
Friday, January 31, 2014
The Foretold
Monster #: 88,325
What Is It: A man who can see far, far into the future.
What Does He Want: To be left alone.
Why: No one should know their own future.
Fine, I Won't Ask: He'll let you know for $50.
Wait, What?: Hey, gotta make a livin' somehow.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
The Gemdge
Monster #: 32,429
What Is It: A very lonely monster.
What Does It Want: A friend.
Why Can't It Have Friends: He's very shy.
This Is Very Sad: Yes, I agree.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Primmirp
Monster #: 987,673
What Is It: Some sort of primate-type monster.
Primate: Yeah, it's kinda monkey-like, isn't it?
What Does It Want: Probably a banana.
I'm Pretty Sure That's Just a Stereotype: Whatever you say, Mr. Scientist.
I'm a Woman: Fine, Ms. Scientist. Are you happy now?
What the Hell is Wrong With You: I'm so lonely.
Friday, May 11, 2012
Gepp
Monster #: 452
What Is It: An annoying little creature that loves attention.
What Does It Want: For you to notice it. At all times.
Why: He was a lonely child.
Really: I don't know! Some monsters are just needy.
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