The Two-Headed Dalrup

Monster #: 938,421

What Is It: A dalrup with two heads. Jeez, keep up.

What Does It Want: To roam free in the wild.

Where Is It: Stuck on a dalrup farm.

Do People Eat Dalrups: Oh, yes. You ever eat potato chips?

Yeah: You're eating dalrup.

Mrrap

Monster #: 7,990

What Is It: Some, nasty creature that lives in the sewer.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why: Dude, he likes to live in the sewer, we should be happy he wants to be left alone.

Yeah, I Guess You're Right: Of course I am, I'm always right!

The Blorb

Monster #: 802

What Is It: A hideous, ugly, blob-thing

What Does It Want: Who knows.

What Does It Do: Just be ugly and hideous.

How Can I Avoid It: Run away! Run away!

The Slurk

Monster #: 298

What Is It: An ugly little critter that lives in drinking water.

Wait, Drinking Water: Yep. Tap water, bottled water, water fountains, you name it.

What Does It Want: The slurk just wants to live its life free from hassle.

It Made An Exceedingly Poor Decision: Well, you can't win 'em all.

The Gutsler

Monster #: 462

What Is It: A pretty damned-foul creature with a lotta inside-parts.

What Is It Doing: We have no idea. Maybe trying to impress a mate?

Who Would Be Impressed By That: Hey, people can be into weird stuff.

I Don't Feel So Good: Yeah, well, we can't blame you. Sorry.