The Ahkturrian Worm

Monster #: 630,492

What Is It: A worm from the planet Ahkturria.

What Does It Want: To eat just about everything it sees.

How Big Is It: About as big as your house.

I Live In A Mansion: Yeah, he's a big son of a gun.

Well, At Least I Don't Leave on Ahkturria: Ahkturria is what they rename Earth in 20 years.

DAMNIT: Agreed. Ahkturria is a bad name.

The Tropical Worm

Monster #: 312

What Is It: A gigantic worm-type monster that haunts tropical hotspots.

What Does It Want: Same thing any giant worm-type monster wants.

And That Is: Wreak havoc. Eat people. Hang out in the sun. Junk like that.

How Can I Avoid It: Stay away from the beaches!