Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

The Blooog


Monster #: 984,035

What Is It: Some sort of many-tentacled sea creature.

What Does It Want: To eat fish and other sea stuff I think.

So Its Mouth Is At the Top of Its Head: Yeah, looks like it.

Wow, That's Pretty Weird: That's what's thrown you off? After all the monsters you've seen? Jeez, pal.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Traljok


Monster #: 5,205

What Is It: A very mean fish.

What Does It Want: To bully other, smaller fish.

Wait, Does This Fish Have Legs: Yes.

But, HOW: Swam into radioactive waste, what else?

Monday, March 4, 2013

The Ulps


Monster #: 4, 106

What Is It: Some sore of mutant lizard fish.

What Does It Want: I dunno, to do stuff mutant lizard fish normally do.

Why Are They Gasping? Aren't They In Water: Yeah, I dunno.

Do You Know ANYTHING About These Things: No I DON'T!


Friday, December 7, 2012

Eyvind Eel


Monster #: 1,752

What Is It: A very big eel that likes to eat very little fish.

Why: Because it's big enough that no one argues with it.

What Does It Want: To eat, eat and eat.

Why Is It Smiling: Eyvind also likes the taste of people...

Monday, October 24, 2011

Big Bass


Monster #: 32

What Is It: A gigantic fish with gigantic teeth that roams the sea.

What Does It Want: To eat.

What Does It Want To Eat: Oh, it's not picky.

I Don't Like The Sound of That: Yeah, well, I can't blame ya.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Octojerk

Monster #: 343

What Is It: An Octopus With a Bad Attitude

Why Does It Only Have Six Tentacles: That's Why It Has a Bad Attitude!

Likes: Fish, Squeezing

Dislikes: Whales, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"