Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
The Blooog
Monster #: 984,035
What Is It: Some sort of many-tentacled sea creature.
What Does It Want: To eat fish and other sea stuff I think.
So Its Mouth Is At the Top of Its Head: Yeah, looks like it.
Wow, That's Pretty Weird: That's what's thrown you off? After all the monsters you've seen? Jeez, pal.
Friday, October 25, 2013
Traljok
Monster #: 5,205
What Is It: A very mean fish.
What Does It Want: To bully other, smaller fish.
Wait, Does This Fish Have Legs: Yes.
But, HOW: Swam into radioactive waste, what else?
Monday, March 4, 2013
The Ulps
Monster #: 4, 106
What Is It: Some sore of mutant lizard fish.
What Does It Want: I dunno, to do stuff mutant lizard fish normally do.
Why Are They Gasping? Aren't They In Water: Yeah, I dunno.
Do You Know ANYTHING About These Things: No I DON'T!
Friday, December 7, 2012
Eyvind Eel
Monster #: 1,752
What Is It: A very big eel that likes to eat very little fish.
Why: Because it's big enough that no one argues with it.
What Does It Want: To eat, eat and eat.
Why Is It Smiling: Eyvind also likes the taste of people...
Monday, October 24, 2011
Big Bass
Monster #: 32
What Is It: A gigantic fish with gigantic teeth that roams the sea.
What Does It Want: To eat.
What Does It Want To Eat: Oh, it's not picky.
I Don't Like The Sound of That: Yeah, well, I can't blame ya.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Octojerk
Monster #: 343
What Is It: An Octopus With a Bad Attitude
Why Does It Only Have Six Tentacles: That's Why It Has a Bad Attitude!
Likes: Fish, Squeezing
Dislikes: Whales, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"
What Is It: An Octopus With a Bad Attitude
Why Does It Only Have Six Tentacles: That's Why It Has a Bad Attitude!
Likes: Fish, Squeezing
Dislikes: Whales, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"
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