Friday, April 3, 2015
The Giant Octopus
Monster #: 98,349
What Is It: As the name would imply, it is a giant octopus.
What Does It Want: To eat people.
Hey, Wait A Minute, Octopi Don't Have Teeth: Well, this one does, what are you gonna do about, huh?
Well, Obviously, Then This Thing Can't Exist: Oh yeah. You see that photo, you think we Photoshopped this thing?
...Yes? I Mean, It's Not A Photo And It Obviously Used Photoshop Brushes: ...
You Still There: You get out of here right NOW!