Gregor

Monster #: 2,375

What Is It: A friendly alien.

What Does It Want: To say "hi" I guess.

Are All Aliens As Nice As Him: No.

Fuck: I feel the same.

Slippery Sam

Monster #: 45,230

What Is It: A very large sea snake.

What Does It Want: To live it's life peacefully in the ocean.

How Slippery Is He: Very slippery.

How Slippery is "Very Slippery": Extremely slippery.

Debbie

Monster #: 4, 567

What Is It: A friendly monster.

What Does She Want: She wants to be the typical 1950s housewife.

Really? Why: Why don't you ask her.

Okay. Do You Have Her Number: Look, we can't do everything for you.

The Happy Bear

Monster #: 311

What Is It: A cheerful and ever-smiling bear.

What Does It Want: To wave "hi" to everyone it meets and just be a happy dude.

Wow, He Sounds Pretty Cool: Yeah, The Happy Bear is pretty cool.

How Can I Meet The Happy Bear: But don't you see, The Happy Bear was inside you all along.