The Slemmy

Monster #: 2,956

What Is It: A friendly monster that lives on your head.

What Does It Want: It wants to help you!

What Kind of Help: Homework, relationship troubles, car problems, all that stuff.

Wow, Really: Oh yes.

Man, I Need to Get a Slemmy: They've very rare so keep an eye out!

The Billyjohn

Monster #: 714

What Is It: A cheerful little creature that sits on your shoulder.

What Does It Want: To provide fresh, optimistic new perspective on your troubles.

Sounds Annoying: Oh yes, indeed it is.

How Can I Avoid It: Always make the right decision.

...So I Can't Avoid It Then: No.

Joe the Monster Bartender

Monster #: 61

What Is He: As the name applies, he's a monster bartender, named Joe.

What Does He Do: Runs a bar, serves beer, listens to your problems.

Wow, That Sounds Nice: Yeah, he's very helpful.

Huh, I Had No Idea: See, not all monsters are bad. Just most of the them.

Stompasaur

Monster #: 9

What Is It: A prehistoric creature that's still very much alive.

What Does It Want: To be left alone in the wild.

Where Does It Live: Places where the wild doesn't exist anymore.

Oh...: Yeah, you can see the problem.