The Gelch

Monster #: 6,054

What Is It: A long-limbed, creepy as hell monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. We don't want to know, actually.

Where Is It: The Gelch comes out when it's dark.

Yeesh, I Don't Want To Go Out Anymore: I said it comes out when it's dark. That includes stuff like your closet and under your bed.

...Son of a...: Yeah, we know the feeling.

Krelp

Monster #: 345

What Is It: A monster with a very, very, very long neck.

What Does It Want: To see whatever is off-screen to the left.

Why Is His Neck So Long: Bad genes.

How Does He Keep It Up: Good neck muscles, maybe?

Ken

Monster #: 677

What Is It: A reptilian monster with a really long neck.

What Does It Want: To be able to touch his head.

That's Pretty Sad: Yeah, Ken's got a tough life.

He Looks Kinda Funny Though: Well yeah, but we try to hold the laughter in.

We Don't Want To Hurt His Feelings: Definitely not.