Friday, February 28, 2014
Oayau
Monster #: 893,246
What Is It: Some cute little thing.
What Does It Want: Who cares?
Why Are You So Angry: He bores me.
How Do You Pronounce His Name: Who f**king knows?
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Kruum
Monster #: 924,443
What Is It: A really disgusting, weird thing.
What Does It Want: Who knows. He's creepy as hell though.
Yeah: It freaks me out just looking at him.
I Want To Look Away: Me too. BUT I CAN'T!!!
Monday, February 24, 2014
Drung
Monster #: 2,405
What Is It: I dunno. A monster.
What Do You Mean You Don't Know: Damnit, we don't know everything about every damn monster!
Why Not: Cuz we're busy!
I Don't Like Your Answers: Well I don't like you!
Friday, February 21, 2014
Glemborr
Monster #: 9,154
What Is It: A very, very goofy monster.
Hey, Wait a Minute: What?
How Come All the Monsters This Week Are Green: I don't know.
You've Been Paid Off By the Green Party, Haven't No: What, no, we haven't... We swear!
My God, You're Jill Stein, Aren't You: No! I, uh! Fine, you found me out!
But Why, Jill Stein: Power. You control one blog, you control them all.
No...: First, this blog, then the world...
Labels:
blog,
cartoon,
control,
goofy,
green party,
Jill Stein,
monster,
power,
weird,
world
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Roger
Monster #: 89,265
What Is It: A very hardworking monster.
What Does It Want: To get that report done by 5:00 tonight.
Why: Because it's very important!
I Think This Guy Works in My Dad's Office: He does.
Monday, February 17, 2014
The Yodeling Olf
Monster #: 234,246
What Is It: A big, green monster that yodels.
What Does It Want: To yodel, of course, ya big silly.
Why: He's Swiss. That's what Swiss folk do.
This Doesn't Seem Quite Right: Shut up.
Labels:
Alps,
cartoon,
green,
Matterhorn,
monster,
shut up,
Swiss,
Switzerland,
weird,
yodel,
yodeling
Friday, February 14, 2014
Grong
Monster #: 98,235
What Is It: A very athletic, angry monster.
Why Is It Angry: He didn't like the way you looked at him.
But I Didn't Look At Him: He thinks you did.
Oh No! Is He Going to Attack Me: Yes.
NOOO!!! I Gotta Run: He's faster than you. Sorry, pal.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
The Showman
Monster #: 1,056
What Is It: A showman monster.
What Does It Want: He wants to put on The Greatest Show On Earth.
What Is The Greatest Show On Earth: Its destruction.
Not Much of a Show: Well, not for us.
Labels:
cartoon,
cruel,
destroy,
destruction,
earth,
evil,
mean,
monster,
nasty,
showman,
The Greatest Show On Earth,
weird
Monday, February 10, 2014
The Krarn
Monster #: 56,320
What Is It: Such a cute little monster!
What Does It Want: To be fierce and scary!
Is It: Of course not! He's Adorable!
It's Hard Being Cute: Yes indeed!
Friday, February 7, 2014
The Dragon's Head
Monster #: 87,205
What Is It: A... dragon's head.
What Does It Want: To find it's body.
How Is It Still Alive: Dragon's can survive decapitation.
What, Really: Yes, really.
How... Annoying: You're telling me, pal!
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
The Flump
Monster #: 87,993
What Is It: A happy-go-lucky monster.
What Does It Want: To say "hi" to everyone he meets.
Why: 'Cuz he believes in being a good, kind person.
He's Not Gonna Last Long: Ha ha no.
Monday, February 3, 2014
The Ulg
Monster #: 6,349
What Is It: An inter-dimensional being.
What Does It Want: To just be left alone.
Why: He doesn't like company.
Why: Secretly he's very insecure.
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