The Skaraab

Monster #: 9,592

What Is It: An ancient artifact of untold power.

What Does It Do: It gives you untold power. We don't know much more than that.

Where Is It: Well, that monster is giving it to that monster.

So, We're Doomed Already Then: You bet.

Glemborr

Monster #: 9,154

What Is It: A very, very goofy monster.

Hey, Wait a Minute: What?

How Come All the Monsters This Week Are Green: I don't know.

You've Been Paid Off By the Green Party, Haven't No: What, no, we haven't... We swear!

My God, You're Jill Stein, Aren't You: No! I, uh! Fine, you found me out!

But Why, Jill Stein: Power. You control one blog, you control them all. 

No...: First, this blog, then the world...