Grogzilla

Monster #: 346,534,567

What Is It: Just a really, really big monster.

What Does It Want: To wreck cities 'n shit.

Why: Because it can, man.

Your Writing's Getting Really Informal: Yeah? Whaddya gonna do about it?

...Nothing: That's what I thought, ya' dummy.

The Showman

Monster #: 1,056

What Is It: A showman monster.

What Does It Want: He wants to put on The Greatest Show On Earth.

What Is The Greatest Show On Earth: Its destruction.

Not Much of a Show: Well, not for us.

Gremlin #1

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A nasty little creature that likes to mess with technology.

That Means: Yep, the critter's inside your computer right now!

Oh No! That's Terrible: Yes, it is! You'd better do something!

Like What?: Smash your computer. That's the only way to stop it. (Many, Many Monsters is not responsible for destroyed property.)