The Dragon's Head

Monster #: 87,205

What Is It: A... dragon's head.

What Does It Want: To find it's body.

How Is It Still Alive: Dragon's can survive decapitation.

What, Really: Yes, really.

How... Annoying: You're telling me, pal!

Earcrab

Monster #349

What Is It: A nasty little crustacean that digs into your ear with its weird tentacle/claws.

Why Would It Do That: Because it's a jerk? Not much is known beyond that...

What Happens After It Attacks My Ear: You're going to have one hell of a headache.

How Can I Stop It: Ear plugs. We think.