Boyoyoyn

Monster #: 8,305,934

What Is It: Just a cheerful, good-natured monster.

What Does It Want: He has no wants.

Why: Because he's happy just being who is.

God I Hate Him: Me too!

Drung

Monster #: 2,405

What Is It: I dunno. A monster.

What Do You Mean You Don't Know: Damnit, we don't know everything about every damn monster!

Why Not: Cuz we're busy!

I Don't Like Your Answers: Well I don't like you!

Ivon the Icon

Monster#: 8,006

What Is It: A cute little monster that lives in your iPhone.

What Does It Want:  To mess up all your iPhone functions.

Like What: Like, you know how sometimes your app just shuts down, for no reason.

Yeah: That's Ivon.

Oh God, I HATE That: Yeah, me too.

Rolf & Olf

Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678

What Are They: Hilarious little guys.

Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.

What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.

Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.

That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.

It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.

The Monster on Your Back

Monster #: 15

What Is It: A monster that lives on your back.

What Does It Do: Constantly point out your flaws and make you hate yourself.

How Can I Stop It: Ignore it.

But It's So Mean: I know.

Does Everyone Have a Monster On Their Back: Yep. Everyone.