Showing posts with label hates you. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hates you. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Monster on Your Back

Monster #: 15

What Is It: A monster that lives on your back.

What Does It Do: Constantly point out your flaws and make you hate yourself.

How Can I Stop It: Ignore it.

But It's So Mean: I know.

Does Everyone Have a Monster On Their Back: Yep. Everyone.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Monster #501


Name: Trok

Height: 50 feet (give or take)

Disposition: Annoyed

Last Seen: Underneath the Atlantic Ocean

What to do if you see him: Run