Crudge

Monster #: 4,566

What Is He: A bitter, angry corporate drone.

What Does He Want: For you to fill out the TPS Report on time, damnit!

What Happened to His Head: That's what  happens when your life is nothing but meaningless memos.

How Can I Avoid Such a Fate: Draw! Draw! Draw!

Grobson

Monster #: 614

What Is It: A fat, repulsive, ugly rich monster.

What Does It Want: Tax cuts baby!

Why: Fat, repulsive, ugly rich monsters deserve them, that's why!

How Can I Avoid It: You can't! They're everywhere!