Bello

Monster #: 7,987

What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.

What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.

Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.

I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.

'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.

Mr. Spider

Monster #: 8,065

What Is It: A big old, mean, nasty spider.

What Does It Want: To eat all the fly children!

Wait, Is This Image Torn Out of a Children's Book: Uh... no.

It Is, Isn't It: ....maybe.

The Looker

Monster #: 4,789

What Is It: Unknown at this time.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time. It contacted us though.

What!!? Really?: Yes.

Oh Man, That's Super Creepy: Yes, oh God, yes.

Crudge

Monster #: 4,566

What Is He: A bitter, angry corporate drone.

What Does He Want: For you to fill out the TPS Report on time, damnit!

What Happened to His Head: That's what  happens when your life is nothing but meaningless memos.

How Can I Avoid Such a Fate: Draw! Draw! Draw!

Chek

Monster #: 6,789

What Is It: An ancient bird monster of unknown origin.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

Where Can I Find It: Out in the depths of the Pacific Northwest.

So, Spokane: What, No! Somewhere not as nice.

Deyo

Monster #: 3,454

What Is It: A kooky little monster with a gigantic mouth.

What Does It Want: It just wants to sing baby.

Where Is It: Somewhere beyond the bounds of perception.

Really: That or some music video, I dunno.

Kroktek

Monster #: 1,101

What Is It: An angry, pissed off robot.

What Does It Want: The elimination of all organic beings.

Why: 'cuz he's a robot and robots hate organic beings.

That's Too Bad: It's in his programming, there's nothing he can do about.

There's Always Something You Can Do About: I'll let him know that.

Tryptych

Monster #: 3,509

What Is It: A confused looking monster.

What Does It Want: To figure out what's going on.

Why Don't You Guys Explain It To Him: We don't interfere, that's not our job.

You Interfere All the Time: Yeah, but we're not supposed to.

Debbie

Monster #: 4, 567

What Is It: A friendly monster.

What Does She Want: She wants to be the typical 1950s housewife.

Really? Why: Why don't you ask her.

Okay. Do You Have Her Number: Look, we can't do everything for you.

Yercch

Monster #: 35,244

What Is It: A monster with visions.

Visions of What: Weird, psychedelic colors.

Why: Because he was chosen.

Why Does He Look So Unhappy: You'd be unhappy too if you had to look at psychedelic colors all the damn time.

Rodin

Monster #: 17, 825

What Is It: A big hairy monster, lost in thought.

What's It Thinking About: Oh, lots of things.

Like What: The nature of life, what it's like to be a monsters, all that stuff.

Why Does He Look So Grim: Thinking makes you sad.

(Artist Fun Fact: This illustration was produced entirely in Flash)