Gnarkk

Monster #: 543,983

What Is It: I don't know, some sort of smug jackass.

What Does It Want: To make you feel bad about stuff, I think.

Oh No, I Like Stuff: I know, me too.

Can We Be Friends: (sniff)... I never thought you'd ask!

Cromdom

Monster #: 3,030

What Is It: A very wise, very smug monster.

What Does It Want: To be right about everything.

How Is It Right About Everything: It's third eye can see all.

I Don't Like the Sound of That: No, you don't like the SIGHT of that.

The Trellump

Monster #: 56,712

What Is It: Some sort of wandering creature.

What Does It Want: Beats us. It seems to like to travel in packs.

He's Kinda Got a Smug Expression: Yeah, he does.

I Don't Care For That: Me either.

Krarn

Monster #: 96,043

What Is It: Some sort of winged-monster.

What Does It Want: We don't know. He looks kinda smug though.

What's He So Smug About: Well, he can fly. And you can't.

That's True: Yeah.

At Least I Have Arms: Yeah, you're right! He's not so great.

Stiffupperlip

Monster #: 823

What Is It: A very rich and very sophisticated monster.

What Does He Want: Stiffupperlip wants people to appreciate just how rich and sophisticated he is.

Wow, He Sounds Insufferable: Yes, he is.

How Can I Avoid Him: Try not to talk about money. He loves giving financial advice.