Friday, January 31, 2014

The Foretold


Monster #: 88,325

What Is It: A man who can see far, far into the future.

What Does He Want: To be left alone.

Why: No one should know their own future.

Fine, I Won't Ask: He'll let you know for $50.

Wait, What?: Hey, gotta make a livin' somehow.

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