Monster #: 984,006
What Is It: Some sort of amphibian creature.
What Does It Want: To be left alone.
Why: He's likes to be left alone.
That's Sad: It is.
I Want To Be His Friend: No you don't.
Why Not: He's a dick.
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Monday, July 1, 2013
Krellmp
Monster #: 984,006
What Is It: Some sort of amphibian creature.
What Does It Want: To be left alone.
Why: He's likes to be left alone.
That's Sad: It is.
I Want To Be His Friend: No you don't.
Why Not: He's a dick.
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
The Viewer
What Is It: A cruel spirit that watches our every move.
What Does It Want: To judge us.
Why: Because it enjoys judging lesser beings.
Hey, I'm Not a Lesser Being: Yeah, try telling him that. He's a real dick about it.
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