Showing posts with label eye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eye. Show all posts

Friday, January 30, 2015

The Yoops


Monster #: 2,104

What Are They: Tiny little mini-ghosts.

What Do They Want: To just kinda float around and stuff.

Who's The Guy: That's an FBI agent, Agent Sculder.

Is There Something Wrong With His Eye: Yes.

What: That's classified, son.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Cromdom


Monster #: 3,030

What Is It: A very wise, very smug monster.

What Does It Want: To be right about everything.

How Is It Right About Everything: It's third eye can see all.

I Don't Like the Sound of That: No, you don't like the SIGHT of that.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Grudge


Monster #: 78,907

What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.

How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.

No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?

I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.

Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The All-Seeing Eye


Monster #: 1,232

What Is It: As the name would imply, it is an All-Seeing Eye.

What Can It See: Seriously? Everything. It's All-Seeing.

What Everything: Yes! Everything!

Even When I'm In the Bathroom: What!!? God, you're gross. Yes.