Showing posts with label eye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eye. Show all posts
Friday, January 30, 2015
The Yoops
Monster #: 2,104
What Are They: Tiny little mini-ghosts.
What Do They Want: To just kinda float around and stuff.
Who's The Guy: That's an FBI agent, Agent Sculder.
Is There Something Wrong With His Eye: Yes.
What: That's classified, son.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Cromdom
Monster #: 3,030
What Is It: A very wise, very smug monster.
What Does It Want: To be right about everything.
How Is It Right About Everything: It's third eye can see all.
I Don't Like the Sound of That: No, you don't like the SIGHT of that.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Grudge
Monster #: 78,907
What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.
What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.
How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.
No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?
I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.
Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
The All-Seeing Eye
Monster #: 1,232
What Is It: As the name would imply, it is an All-Seeing Eye.
What Can It See: Seriously? Everything. It's All-Seeing.
What Everything: Yes! Everything!
Even When I'm In the Bathroom: What!!? God, you're gross. Yes.
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