Lortnoc

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A completely unhinged monster.

What Does It Want: Everything at all times.

Huh: Lortnoc's brain has no attention span is ruled only by lusts and desires.

Oh, So He's Like a Rock Star: Exactly like a rock star.

Scrimm

Monster #: 57

What Is It: A strange tall creature that preys on the small and meek.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

How Can I Avoid It: Don't fall asleep.

Where Can I Find Out More Information on this Monster: Consult the "Phantasm" documentary series.

Krej

Monster #: 625

What Is It: A monster that was such a jackass that he got kicked off his home planet.

What, Really: Absolutely, no foolin'.

What Did He Do: Man, he was incredibly passive-aggressive. He also constantly borrowed money and never paid you back.

Oh My God He Sounds Horrible: He was. He also kept talking about how great "Sucker Punch" was. It's not that great, Krej!

The Debt Collector

Monster #: 89

What Is It: When you make a deal with the devil, this guy is the one who comes to collect.

What Does He Want: He wants you to pay up.

What Happens If You Can't Pay Up: Oh, you'll pay up.

I Don't Want to Meet This Guy: We all have to meet him sometime.

Eldrok the Elder

Monster #: 972

What Is It: A high-ranking chief from a monster royal society.

Why's He So Nervous: He's not very good at his job.

Why: He doesn't like to make decisions.

Boy Did He Pick a Poor Line of Work: Eh, whatcha gonna do?

Blobman

Monster #: 59

What Is It: A businessman monster.

What Does It Want: He just wants to make a deal.

What Kind of Deal: One that benefits him but not you.

How Can I Avoid Him: You can't, there's one in every corporate office.

Stiffupperlip

Monster #: 823

What Is It: A very rich and very sophisticated monster.

What Does He Want: Stiffupperlip wants people to appreciate just how rich and sophisticated he is.

Wow, He Sounds Insufferable: Yes, he is.

How Can I Avoid Him: Try not to talk about money. He loves giving financial advice.