The Billyjohn

Monster #: 714

What Is It: A cheerful little creature that sits on your shoulder.

What Does It Want: To provide fresh, optimistic new perspective on your troubles.

Sounds Annoying: Oh yes, indeed it is.

How Can I Avoid It: Always make the right decision.

...So I Can't Avoid It Then: No.

Stiffupperlip

Monster #: 823

What Is It: A very rich and very sophisticated monster.

What Does He Want: Stiffupperlip wants people to appreciate just how rich and sophisticated he is.

Wow, He Sounds Insufferable: Yes, he is.

How Can I Avoid Him: Try not to talk about money. He loves giving financial advice.