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Monster #: 6,783

What Is It: A gigantic, lava-filled monster.

What Does It Want: To get rid of its terrible heartburn.

What's Causing the Heartburn: Are you really asking this?

Oh, Right, the Lava: Glad you caught up. Dumbass.

The Lava Monster

Monster #: 509

What Is It: A giant creature that lives among the volcanoes.

What Does It Want: To feast upon the lava flowing from the erupting volcanoes.

Is It Dangerous: Not as long as you leave it alone.

What Does Lava Taste Like: It's pretty hot, let me tell you...