The Jelpling

Monster #: 839,859

What Is It: A little scamp.

What Does It Want: To scavenge for food and avoid capture.

What Does It Like to Eat: Duck a l'Orange.

This Thing Has Pretty Refined Tastes: Yeah, he's a little snobbish.

The Bledge

Monster #: 6,720

What Is It: Just a big, big monster.

What Does It Want: To eat sailors, ships, battleships, all that good stuff.

Why: Because they taste very good to him.

I Don't Think They Taste Very Good: Well, you're not a giant monster now are you?

... No: That's what I thought.

Ayup

Monster #932

What Is It: A sweet little monster that also tastes delicious.

How Delicious: So delicious people try to catch Ayups all the time.

That's Terrible: Hey, don't judge until you've tried them.

What the Hell is Wrong With You: Ugh, stop shaming me.