Arg

Monster #: 100,098

What Is It: A monster that's stuck in a perpetual state of annoyance.

What Does It Want: He wants to finally find contentment.

Will He Ever: No.

He's Like Me Then: He's like all of us.

Drulul

Monster #: 901

What Is It: A friendly monster that hangs out in bars.

What Does It Want: Just to say "Hey" and ask how it's going.

That's It: Yep, that's it.

Well, Gee, Now I Feel Bad For Brushing Him Off: You should.