Friday, April 10, 2015
Scraaaaaawth
Monster #: 18,478
What Is It: A monster that exists just beyond the veil of our comprehension.
What Does It Want: We don't know. Hopefully it wants to leave us alone.
Is It Looking At Me: Hey, it's looking at ME too.
Hold Me, I'm Scared: I will.
Labels:
alone,
beyond,
cartoon,
comprehension,
creepy,
horrifying,
monster,
scary,
staring,
unknown,
weird
Monday, April 6, 2015
Eeya the Fair
Monster #: 21,390
What Is It: She is a fairy, like the kind that doesn't exist much anymore.
What Does She Want: To survive.
What's Wrong: There are lots of big, nasty things out there that like to eat fairies.
That's Sad: Even magical creatures have problems.
Friday, April 3, 2015
The Giant Octopus
Monster #: 98,349
What Is It: As the name would imply, it is a giant octopus.
What Does It Want: To eat people.
Hey, Wait A Minute, Octopi Don't Have Teeth: Well, this one does, what are you gonna do about, huh?
Well, Obviously, Then This Thing Can't Exist: Oh yeah. You see that photo, you think we Photoshopped this thing?
...Yes? I Mean, It's Not A Photo And It Obviously Used Photoshop Brushes: ...
You Still There: You get out of here right NOW!
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