The Skulllch

Monster #: 98,589

What Is It: A tiny creature that lives in your joints.

What Does It Want: To play around and make you feel miserable.

Like Her: Oh yes, that's a skulllch having a lot of fun.

Can You Ever Get Rid of Them: No.

The Gazer

Monster #: 4,584

What Is It: A creature from beyond our dimension.

What Does It Want: To watch us.

Why: We cannot possibly fathom why.

Is It Cuz He's A Jerk: Possibly.

Ouish

Monster #: 9,598

What Is It: A King of the Sea.

What Does It Want: To rule its corner of the ocean the best way it knows how.

Where's Its Crown: Underwater his crown would just float away.

See, I Didn't Think Of That: You should always think before you say something.

Slitch

Monster #: 5,094

What Is It: A demon straight from the depths of Hell.

What Does It Want: To cause torment and stuff like that.

Wait, So Hell Is Real: Did I say Hell, I meant Heck.

What's the Difference: One you can say on children's television.

Oh: Yep.

The Yoops

Monster #: 2,104

What Are They: Tiny little mini-ghosts.

What Do They Want: To just kinda float around and stuff.

Who's The Guy: That's an FBI agent, Agent Sculder.

Is There Something Wrong With His Eye: Yes.

What: That's classified, son.

The Two-Headed Dalrup

Monster #: 938,421

What Is It: A dalrup with two heads. Jeez, keep up.

What Does It Want: To roam free in the wild.

Where Is It: Stuck on a dalrup farm.

Do People Eat Dalrups: Oh, yes. You ever eat potato chips?

Yeah: You're eating dalrup.

More Monsters On The Way

Hey folks. Been awhile, huh? Well, life got busy and when life gets busy, some things fall by the wayside. And alas, this blog was one of them.

But I'm back. The world needs more monsters now more than ever. For now I'll be uploading two monsters a week, Mondays and Fridays. Hopefully this will make the workload more manageable and I can keep my sanity.

So let's get going and have some fun!

Your friend,
Ryan