Slyther

 

Monster #: 9, 456

What is It: A very large, very hungry snake.

What Does It Want: To hide. For now.

What Happens When It's Now: That's when it eats.

What Does It Eat: Whatever it wants.

Ghosts #374

Monster #: 1,212

What Are They: Another in an endless series of classifications of ghosts.

What Are They Doing: They appear to be engaged in some sort of mating dance.

How Can A Ghost Wear a Bow: I don't know, maybe the bow's dead.

How Can a Bow be Dead: How come you can't shut up?

JimJimp

Monster #: 5,454

What Is It: Unknown at this time. This profile shot is the only photo we have of it.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

It Photographs Well: Yeah, we think this is his good side.

What Does His Bad Side Look Like: Don't get cute.

Chalkstuff

Monster #: 3,454

What Is It: A chalk monster that lives in school chalkboards.

What Does It Want: To not be erased every night.

Likes: Chalk, chalkboards.

Dislikes: Erasers, getting erased.

(Seriously though, this dude's not deep.)

Eyvind Eel

Monster #: 1,752

What Is It: A very big eel that likes to eat very little fish.

Why: Because it's big enough that no one argues with it.

What Does It Want: To eat, eat and eat.

Why Is It Smiling: Eyvind also likes the taste of people...

The All-Seeing Eye

Monster #: 1,232

What Is It: As the name would imply, it is an All-Seeing Eye.

What Can It See: Seriously? Everything. It's All-Seeing.

What Everything: Yes! Everything!

Even When I'm In the Bathroom: What!!? God, you're gross. Yes.

Mip

Monster #: 1,302

What Is It: A big-headed, cheerful little guy.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

What Do You Mean: This thing's expression is the blankest of the blank. There's nothing there.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, but it's happy, so it all works out.