Treecee

Monster #: 3.289

What Is It: A cute little creature with grass for hair.

What Does It Want: To spread joy and cheer and all that stuff.

Wait, Really Grass For Hair: Yes indeed.

Does She Use A Lawnmower to Cut Her Hair: Yes, yes you understand the bit.

The Gozakk

Monster #: 5,983

What Is It: A gigantic inter-dimensional abomination.

What Does It Want: To rip through the very Space-Time Continuum.

Why: Everybody needs a hobby.

I Like Collecting Baseball Cards: That's not useful information, buddy.

Ogilvie and Staker

Monster #: 29,843

What Are They: A duo of monsters.

What Do They Want: Ogilvie (the orange one) wants to to be friends with Staker (the yellow one).

What Does Staker Want: Uh... something different than what Ogilvie wants, that's for sure.

Theses Guys Aren't the New Bert and Ernie, Are They: Oh no.

Nalanda

Monster #: 23,994

What Is It: A mysterious and beautiful creature.

What Does She Want: Who knows. She doesn't look happy though.

What Could Be Making Her So Unhappy: I don't know, "Making A Murdere?"

Yeah, That Show Made Me Sad Too: I feel the same.

Donna Light

Monster #: 58,384

What Is It: A cute little monster full of electricity.

What Does She Want: She just wants to dance!

Is There A Problem: Yeah, she's so full of electricity she shocks all the other dancers. And the crew people. And the audience.

Yikes: Yeah, it's a real bummer.

Rraarrrggg

Monster #: 6,783

What Is It: A gigantic, lava-filled monster.

What Does It Want: To get rid of its terrible heartburn.

What's Causing the Heartburn: Are you really asking this?

Oh, Right, the Lava: Glad you caught up. Dumbass.

Daylyalya

Monster #: 46,828

What Is It: Just a cute little monster.

What Does She Want: Being cute I guess.

There's More To Life Than Being Cute: That sounds like something a person who isn't cute would say.

...: Well?

Yeah...: That's what I thought.