Friday, August 22, 2014

Crocodile Tears


I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/crocodile-tears/

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

It's In The Title


I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/its-in-the-title/

Monday, August 18, 2014

In His Sister's Shadow


I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/in-his-sisters-shadow/

Friday, August 15, 2014

Blegh


Monster #: 2,980

What Is It: A very, very, very old monster.

What Does It Want: For you whippersnappers to keep it down!

Why Is He Nearly Naked: He just doesn't give a shit anymore.

I Wanna Be Like Him: Me too.


Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Rokk!


Monster #: 85,983

What Is It: An insanely cool monster.

What Does It Want: To be as insanely cool as possible.

How Do I Know He's Cool: He's wearing sunglasses.

And: He threw up the Devil Horns! Twice.

Okay, That Is Insanely Cool: I know, right?

Monday, August 11, 2014

Dayupp


Monster #: 34,042

What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.

What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.

Looks Kinda Fun: It does.

What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.

Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Nug


Monster #: 35,456

What Is It: A really, really, big monster.

How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.

What Does He Want: Friends.

Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.

Sad: Yes.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

The Flying Man


Monster #: 6,584

What Is It: A man who can fly.

What Does He Want: To... fly. Duh.

Wait, How Can A Man Be A Monster: Can you fly?

No: Can Mothra fly?

Yes: So he's a monster.

I'm Confused: It's because you're dumb.

Monday, August 4, 2014

The Three-Headed Krellm


Monster #: 986,848

What Is It: A Krellm With Three Heads

What Does It Want: To only be a One-Headed Krellm.

Why: You ever have trouble making decisions.

Yeah: Now try making decisions with two other yous.

Oh: Yep.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Ezzeledge


Monster #: 7,394

What Is It: A very sophisticated creature.

What Does It Want: To live a life of elegance.

Is That A Painting Or a Window: It's both.

Wait, How Does THAT Work: That's best described for another time. Sorry!