Rraarrrggg

Monster #: 6,783

What Is It: A gigantic, lava-filled monster.

What Does It Want: To get rid of its terrible heartburn.

What's Causing the Heartburn: Are you really asking this?

Oh, Right, the Lava: Glad you caught up. Dumbass.

Daylyalya

Monster #: 46,828

What Is It: Just a cute little monster.

What Does She Want: Being cute I guess.

There's More To Life Than Being Cute: That sounds like something a person who isn't cute would say.

...: Well?

Yeah...: That's what I thought.

The Dollarman

Monster #: 2,404

What Is It: A businessman/ghost.

What Does It Want: To make money, I guess.

Who's the Woman: His partner maybe?

Think She'll Go Out On a Date With Me: Uh... I don't know? Why are you asking this.

Nevermind, Don't Worry About It: This isn't a dating service, OK? This is serious stuff.

Retttch

 Monster #: 6,783

What Is It: A tremendously annoying monster.

What Does It Want: To spend all of its time with you.

Why: He doesn't have any friends.

Is It Because He Tries To Spend All of His Time With Them: That's a bingo.

The Jelpling

Monster #: 839,859

What Is It: A little scamp.

What Does It Want: To scavenge for food and avoid capture.

What Does It Like to Eat: Duck a l'Orange.

This Thing Has Pretty Refined Tastes: Yeah, he's a little snobbish.

Bio-Trech

Monster #: 959,398

What Is It: A robot from the distant future.

What Does It Want: To escape from it's programming and live it's own (cyber) life.

Where Is It: The year 2145.

Do We Have Hovercars By Then: No. So stop asking.

Kkraag

Monster #: 98,596

What Is It: A big, big monster.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

What's It Smiling About: I don't know. Nothing good I bet.

I Wish the Monsters Would Like Me: Me too.