The Krivener

Monster #: 94,465

What Is It: A powerful, dangerous monster.

What Does It Want: To execute whatever its master wishes.

Is Its Master A Good Person: Haha no.

Ah, Shit: Yep, that's the response the Krivener evokes.

Villusic

Monster #: 8,346

What Is It: Some sort of bio-mechanical monstrosity.

What Does It Want: To constantly proclaim his brilliance.

Is He Brilliant: Ha ha, no.

Really: Yeah, he's an idiot who thinks he's a genius.

So He's Incredibly Dangerous: Oh yes.

The Face

Monster #: 897

What Is It: The face that haunts you wherever you may go.

What Does It Want: We don't know.

Why Is It Smiling: We don't want to know.

How Can I Avoid It: We wish we knew.

Bayon

Monster #: 233

What Is It: A strange creature that lives on a different plane of reality.

Is It Dangerous: Not as long as it stays on its plane of reality.

What It Happens If It Leaves: You don't want that to happen.

Why Don't I Want That: You really want to ask that question?

The Facelings

Monster #: 613

What Are They: Weird, amoeba-like creatures.

Where Do They Live: Just below the surface of our own perceptions.

Are They Dangerous: They seem to be more interested in each other than us.

What If Happens If They Become Interested in Us: Why you always gotta be asking questions like that?

Jip and Kip

Monsters: 900 and 901

What Are They: Weird, weird little critters.

What Do They Do: They sorta bounce while they walk in no particular direction.

Are They Dangerous: When they stop smiling.

What Happens When They Stop Smiling: You don't want to know.