Friday, December 23, 2011
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
The Lava Monster
Monster #: 509
What Is It: A giant creature that lives among the volcanoes.
What Does It Want: To feast upon the lava flowing from the erupting volcanoes.
Is It Dangerous: Not as long as you leave it alone.
What Does Lava Taste Like: It's pretty hot, let me tell you...
Monday, December 12, 2011
The Slurk
Monster #: 298
What Is It: An ugly little critter that lives in drinking water.
Wait, Drinking Water: Yep. Tap water, bottled water, water fountains, you name it.
What Does It Want: The slurk just wants to live its life free from hassle.
It Made An Exceedingly Poor Decision: Well, you can't win 'em all.
Labels:
cartoon,
disgusting,
drinking water,
eew,
monster,
silly,
thirsty,
ugly,
water,
weird
Friday, December 9, 2011
Rock Monster
Monster #: 323
What Is It: A hard-rockin' monster that likes to party!
What Does It Want: To party! To hard rock music!
He Sounds Pretty Cool: He is!
Does He Have A Face Under That Hair: Who knows!
Labels:
cartoon,
devil horns,
funny,
hard rock,
monster,
party,
rock and roll,
rockin',
weird,
whoo
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
You and Yourself
Monster #: 3
What Is It: Normally you're a cheerful, well-adjusted person, right? Well, there's a part of you that isn't so nice.
Where Does It Come From: It comes from that bitter, misanthropic part of your mind.
What Happens When It Gets Loose: Well, you won't have too many friends anymore, that's for sure.
How Can I Stop It: Whenever you get angry over something or someone, ask yourself, "Is it really worth ragin' over?"
Monday, December 5, 2011
Handler
Monster #: 513
What Is It: An unlucky man with a nasty creature for his right hand.
Really: Yep. Also the creature craves human flesh.
That's Too Bad: But hey, it makes him a great puppeteer!
Well, I Guess That's Cool: See, you've always gotta look on the bright side.
Friday, December 2, 2011
The Shifter #2
Monster #: 715
What Is It: An amorphous creature made out of reflected light.
What Does It Want: This brand of shifter likes to frighten what it considers lesser beings.
Why: Some things can't be known.
That's Kind Of a Cop Out: Don't be that way.
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