The Lems

 Monster #: 983,954

What Are They: Very cute little creatures that live near the sea.

What Do They Want:To play in the ocean as long as they can.

Can They: Oh no, not a night.

What Happens At Night: That's when the Lem Eaters come out.

What's A Lem Eater: That's a monster for another time.

Crocodile Tears

I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/crocodile-tears/

It's In The Title

I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/its-in-the-title/

In His Sister's Shadow

I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/in-his-sisters-shadow/

Blegh

Monster #: 2,980

What Is It: A very, very, very old monster.

What Does It Want: For you whippersnappers to keep it down!

Why Is He Nearly Naked: He just doesn't give a shit anymore.

I Wanna Be Like Him: Me too.

Rokk!

Monster #: 85,983

What Is It: An insanely cool monster.

What Does It Want: To be as insanely cool as possible.

How Do I Know He's Cool: He's wearing sunglasses.

And: He threw up the Devil Horns! Twice.

Okay, That Is Insanely Cool: I know, right?

Dayupp

Monster #: 34,042

What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.

What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.

Looks Kinda Fun: It does.

What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.

Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.