Monster #133

Name: Joe Dark

Occupation: Gangster for Hire

Favorite Places: Dark Alleyways, Seedy Night Clubs

Skilled At: Breaking Thumbs

What To Do If You See Him: Don't give him a funny look, he hates funny looks

Monster #253

Name: Billy Bug (the blue one)

Likes: Jenny Bug (the pink one), Holding Hands

Dislikes: Being Sad, That Giant Thing Behind Him

Size: 5 Feet Tall (You thought he'd be smaller, but you were wrong)

What to Do if You See Him: Swat at him, shoo, go away bug!

Monster #731

Name: Demora

What the Hell Is It: You Don't Want to Know

Where Does It Live: Just Beyond Our Perception of Reality

Wow That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, It Is

What to Do If You See It: You don't see it, it sees you

Monster #425

Name: Evrock

Occupation: Ancient Evil

Things He Likes To Do: Unleash Armies of Demon Bats

Is He Fun At Parties: Not For Us, Anyway

Last Seen: Foretelling the End of the World.

Monster #842

Name: Medusa

Likes: Foolish heroes, Snakes

Dislikes: Perseus, Moongooses

Favorite Hair Care Product: Finding one that deals with snakes is just impossible

What to Do if You See Her: Too late, pal

Monster #603

Name: Plasman

What Is It: Beats Me

What's It Doing: I Have No Idea

I'm Scared: Me Too

What To Do If You See It: Get the hell out of its way

Monster #567

Name: Snap

Likes: Deception, People's Faces

Dislikes: Bees, Pruning

Favorite Saying: "Remember to stop and smell the roses."

What to Do if You See Him: Go to a flower shop instead