Monday, September 17, 2012

The Tentacles

Monster #: 560

What Are They: Creepy, weird tentacles from another dimension.

What Do They Want: Who knows. They don't have brains.

What Happens If I See One: They'll probably try to suck your face off.

How Can I Avoid Them: Stay away from sea food restaurants. (Except Ivar's. They're all right.)

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