Showing posts with label odd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label odd. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2016

Glllaaablrlrll


Monster #: 1,013

What Is It: Uh, some kind of... thing?

What Does It Want: Man, who knows? Something’s going on with his face, I don’t like it.

Does He Workout: You see those abs, I bet he does.

Maybe He Can Become a Fitness Guru: I think maybe you’re a little too optimistic there, bud.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

The Dollarman


Monster #: 2,404

What Is It: A businessman/ghost.

What Does It Want: To make money, I guess.

Who's the Woman: His partner maybe?

Think She'll Go Out On a Date With Me: Uh... I don't know? Why are you asking this.

Nevermind, Don't Worry About It: This isn't a dating service, OK? This is serious stuff.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Orthur


Monster #: 2493

What Is It: A mysterious monster with a very large mouth.

What Does It Want: We don't know. He seems friendly... ish?

Its Smile Seems Insincere: Yeah, there's something about it that seems fake.

I Don't Think I'd Like To Meet It: Well too bad, cuz it's right outside your door!

AAAAHHHNo It's Not: Gotcha!

Monday, August 11, 2014

Dayupp


Monster #: 34,042

What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.

What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.

Looks Kinda Fun: It does.

What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.

Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Ezzeledge


Monster #: 7,394

What Is It: A very sophisticated creature.

What Does It Want: To live a life of elegance.

Is That A Painting Or a Window: It's both.

Wait, How Does THAT Work: That's best described for another time. Sorry!

Monday, July 28, 2014

Hraag


Monster #: 589,238

What Is It: We're not really sure.

What Does It Want: We're not really sure.

Is It Good Or Bad: We're not really sure.

Why Are You So Bad At Your Job: We're not really suHEY!!!

Monday, June 30, 2014

Snellson


Monster #: 23,033

What Is It: Some weird, slug-like thing?

What Does It Want: To... exist?

It's Ambitions Aren't Too High: Hey man, existing is pretty cool.

That's True: It is.

Monday, June 23, 2014

3 Years of Monsters

I feel like I'm becoming a broken record but it remains true: I'm sorry for the long break! Things got extraordinarily busy (hell, they still are) and there just hasn't been the time for more monsters. And that's terrible. There should always be time for more monsters.

But don't worry! I'm still here and I'm ready to post some more. And before a new deluge of monsters, I thought it'd be time for another anniversary post, this being my third year and all at doing this.

Looking at the artwork over the years has been fairly strange; some of the art I produced still looks pretty good and others really show their age. There are some monsters I remember being pretty proud of that I now find slightly embarrassing. You're always improving as an artist and it's good to acknowledge that for a moment. Even if you don't think you're getting better, you are.

Another thing I've noticed is how abstract some of the monsters have gotten. There's some truly strange and surreal looking ones made during this last year. A lot of pictures don't even really have backgrounds beyond some weird splash of the texture brush. I can't say there was ever a conscious decision in that regard ("Many, Many Monsters," has never been about conscious decisions), but it's somewhat intriguing. What will this new year of monsters look like? I don't know yet but I'd sure like to find out.

Until then, thanks for being a reader and I only hope I've brought to you some manner of enjoyment. All I really want to do ultimately is make people happy and I'd love it if this blog is a way of doing that.

Thanks again,
Ryan

Here are some favorites from the last year, in no particular order:








Monday, February 24, 2014

Drung


Monster #: 2,405

What Is It: I dunno. A monster.

What Do You Mean You Don't Know: Damnit, we don't know everything about every damn monster!

Why Not: Cuz we're busy!

I Don't Like Your Answers: Well I don't like you!

Monday, February 3, 2014

The Ulg


Monster #: 6,349

What Is It: An inter-dimensional being.

What Does It Want: To just be left alone.

Why: He doesn't like company.

Why: Secretly he's very insecure.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Jaalmp


Monster #: 103,496

What Is It: A very energetic monster.

What Does It Want: To run around and goof off all day long.

Why: Cuz doin' important stuff is lame.

Damn, You Speak the Truth: You know I do.

Monday, October 28, 2013

The Boggler


Monster #: 67,205

What Is It: A very befuddled monster.

Why Is It So Befuddled: Life man. It's crazy, you know.

What About Life Is So Crazy: You know... the daily grind... stuff like that.

You Don't Know, Do You: Well, neither do you!


Friday, September 20, 2013

Zep and Gunk


Monster #: 978,001 and 978,002

What Are They: Two weird little things.

What Do They Want: We don't know.

They Both Look Pretty Nervous: Yeah, they don't look too happy.

I Better If You Weren't So Lazy You Could Find Out: Yeah I bet-HEY!

Monday, July 22, 2013

Uluuam



Monster #: 78,123

What Is It: A very cruel looking monster.

What's It Looking At: Who knows. I don't like how happy he is about it though.

What Does It Want: What any monster wants, to chill out and be cool.

I Want That Too: We ALL do.

Monday, June 24, 2013

The Goony Bird


Monster #: 34,565

What Is It: A bird. We think.

What Does It Want: Uh, we're not sure.

What's It Looking At: We're not so sure about that either.

You Guys Are Slacking Off: Shut up... I'm trying to catch up on "Breaking Bad."

That's A Good Show: I know, right!!?

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Flipjip


Monster #: 867,934

What Is It: A one-legged monster that hops everywhere.

What Does It Want: To hop in peace.

So, It Has No Arms and Only One Leg: Yes.

Yeah, I Guess It's Hop Or Nothing: His options are limited certainly.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The Krypten


Monster #: 300

What Is It: A monster that's the keeper of the secret.

Wait, "The Secret": No, an actual secret.

What Does It Want: To show everyone the secret.

What Happens When You Discover the Secret: Your life is never the same again.

In a Good Way or a Bad Way: That's for you to find out.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Hedreg


Monster #: 400

What Is It: A big, blue monster that lives in Egypt.

What Does It Want: To figure out how those crazy pyramids work.

Yeah, There's Something Off About Them: Perspective's kinda wonky.

Are These the Ones Aliens Made: Oh my God, I think you're on to something.

Friday, June 15, 2012

The Rectangles


Monster #: 343

What Are They: Weird, rectangle-shaped monsters ruled by a single emotion.

What Do They Want: To do things bases on their emotional status (i.e. the happy one wants to be happy, the sad one wants to be sad, the angry one wants to be angry).

Where Are They: Somewhere beyond our realm of comprehension.

That Doesn't Sound Comforting: Most of the stuff on this blog doesn't.

Friday, June 8, 2012

The Green Lizard


Monster #: 678

What Is It: A four-foot green lizard.

What Does It Want: To try and survive this crazy world.

Where Is It: Unknown at this time. Looks kinda trendy though.

What's It Looking At: I don't know. Maybe that's where it came from...